Mainframe and YTV Present
                            ReBoot For Kids!

Show starts with Matrix talking to AndrAIa.
Matrix: "AndrAIa, why are you wearing that heavy sweater?"
AndrAIa (sounding like she's reading off cue cards): "I feel very cold today, Matrix." [whispers to Matrix off-screen] "The real reason is because this is the kids version of ReBoot -- right between The Big Comfy Couch and Kitty Kats.  The producers thought my breasts were showing too much.  Didn't you notice that Dot's chest was completely flat?"
Matrix (also off screen): "No, because I don't make it my business to stare at my sister's upper body.  That's what I have you for!"[AndrAIa jokingly punches Matrix]
[The two walk back on screen]
AndrAIa: "C'mon, Matrix.  Let's go to the Diner!"
Matrix: "Yes, lets!" [the two walk to the diner only to find that Megabyte has entered] "Bob!  Dot!  What's happened?"
Megabyte: "Let me answer that one.  You see, I've threatened to ruin all your food unless Bob gives me the codes to the super computer."
Matrix: "Why you fiend!  You won't get away with this!"
Bob: "You're right Matrix.  Let's leave and create a plan that children can understand!" [the two walk off]
Dot (to AndrAIa): "Oh no!  What ever are we going to do?"
AndrAIa: "Dot, don't you remember?  We're not helpless!"
Dot: "Oh, but we are in children shows.  Didn't you know?  See, we let Bob and Matrix solve everything." [Hex walks in]
Hexadecimal: "So that means that I won't even get a part in the diabolical scheme?  Megabyte does all the work?"
Dot: "Basically, yes." [Hex is enraged]
Hexadecimal: "You stupid author!  I will rip out your heart!" [Hex walks off screen and finds the author.  The show suddenly stops.

                        THE END (due to Hex:P)
 

If this wasn't any good, than too bad.