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[Takes place right after Part One]
"Dot! How do you start this thing?"
Bob asks while frantically looking around in the cockpit.
"Read the manual! It's in your glove
compartment!" Dot replies while bursting out of the hangar bay.
"Let's see....ah! Here we go....`Congradulations
on purchasing your new TIE Fighter. We hope you get many years of
enjoyment out of this vehicle. TIE stands for Twin Ion Engines --'
Dot! This doesn't tell me anything!"
"Ok..uh, put the keys in the ignition.
The two red buttons on the flight stick fire...press F9 once, use T to
target. Figure it out from there --"
"WHEEEEEEEE!!!" Bob flies out of the hangar
and overshoots Dot by five meters. "OK, I think we should go after Red
5 once we finish off the Y-Wings!"
"How do you know who it is?"
"Well, Dot, being from the Supercomputer,
I've seen the movie Star Wars. In the end, Red 5 destroys the Death
Star."
"Oh thanks for ruining the ending, Bob!
Never mind....where's Enzo?"
"Right here, sis! I've got a user
near deletion!" Enzo is after a Y-wing. Dot and Bob fly over to help
him. "No, go after the others! It's the Y-wings that are doing
the main runs..I think..." the three finish off the Y-wings and Bob starts
after Red 5..with an unexpected turn of events.
"Dot! Could you help me out here?!?
I've got an X-wing on my tail!"
"I can help you, but you'll have to keep
my target, Red 2, busy. Break off Red 5. Enzo! Target
Red 5 and go after him!"
"Got it sis!" Enzo gets some shots
off Red 5 and eventually destroys him. "Hey, why isn't the game over?"
"The user must have jumped ship!
Enzo, find the x-wing belonging to Biggs. Try shooting him, but don't
destroy him. Try and keep him occupied...Dot! Where are you?"
Bob is doing loops and twists to try and get out of firing range.
Suddenly Dot swoops over his TIE.
"Right here, Bob! GOT HIM!!" The X-wing
chasing after Bob blows up, and the two go after Biggs with Enzo.
"Enzo, are you holding out ok?"
"Yeah, sure Dot! I've almost got
his shields down! My skill must've come with my character!"
"Hmph!" Bob is jealous that he isn't the
leader. He gets a few shots off at Biggs, and the shield on the X-wing
goes down. "Yeah Enzo, well my accuracy is natural!" Bob nearly
flies into a wall, but pulls out in time. "Sort of..."
"Enzo! Cover me! I've got
the user in my sights!" Dot fires four shots and destroys the user.
A familiar voice is overheard.
"Game Over."
"WOO-HOOOO!!!!" the three yell simultaniously
and jump in the air for a high five. All three hit each other on
the head and get knocked out before they can make a decent ending to this
episode.
THE END!!!!!!!
(Or so you think!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)